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Awesome Caffeine

Pocket Latte Chocolates

Pocket Latte Chocolates
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Grab a boost of caffeine any time with Pocket Latte’s ready-to-eat coffee snacks. Each square of their caffeinated chocolate has roughly the same amount of caffeine as a cup of coffee. They come in cream and sugar, dark roast, hazelnut, and lavender-vanilla flavors. Sold in packs of 12 or 24. You can grab individual bars at Vat19.

GoCubes Chewable Coffee

GoCubes Chewable Coffee
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Need a burst of energy but don’t have a cup of joe handy? Two Go Cubes not only give you the power-up of a cup of coffee, they taste like a coffee, mocha, or latte too. Additional nutrients help smooth out the caffeine jolt, improve alertness, focus, memory, and reaction time.

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Compete Energy Bites

Compete Energy Bites
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Ready for a mid-afternoon boost? You could run down to the Starbucks and wait for your espresso to cool off, or snack on one of these delicious candy chews at your desk. Each bite packs the caffeine boost of a 12oz. cup of coffee. The mocha ones are especially yummy.

Zest Tea

Zest Tea
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Love the taste of tea, but want the kick of coffee? Award-winning Zest Tea has 3x more caffeine than regular teas, making it as strong as a good cup of joe. Available in Earl Grey, Blue Lady, Apple Cinnamon, and Pomegranate Mojito Green Tea flavors.

Wired Wyatt’s Maple Syrup

Wired Wyatt’s Maple Syrup
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If carb-loading with pancakes, waffles or french toast wasn’t enough to get your day going, give yourself an extra jolt of energy with this all-natural maple-flavored syrup, packed with 84mg of caffeine per tablespoon.

DoubleKick Hot Sauce

DoubleKick Hot Sauce
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Just in case the peppers in this sweet and spicy chili sauce don’t wake you up, DoubleKick hot sauce has an extra hidden punch – 12mg of caffeine for every teaspoon of sauce you drown your food in.

Energy Gummy Bears

Energy Gummy Bears

The folks over at Vat19 continue their tradition of bringing all things gummy to market, with these gummy bears spiked with the same amount of caffeine and guarana as an energy drink.

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Caffeine/Chocolate Milk Straws

Caffeine/Chocolate Milk Straws
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If you need some percolating and don’t care for coffee, ThinkGeek’s Caffeinated Chocolate Milk Straws have about 2.5 energy drinks worth of caffeine per straw; add milk and feel the power.

Stay Puft Caffeine Marshmallows

Stay Puft Caffeine Marshmallows
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Buzzin’ makes us feel good! Charge your personal proton packs with these handmade Ghostbusters marshmallows, each loaded with 100mg of caffeine. Not sure if they fit in the Mforcer, though.

Ed Hardy Coffee Rocks

Ed Hardy Coffee Rocks
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Dragging butt? Grab a mouthful of Ed Hardy’s “Super Caffeinated” Coffee Rocks. Choose from chocolate or coffee flavors, both loaded with 600mg of stimulant in each box. Buzzzzzzz…

Caffeine: Black Blood of the Earth

Caffeine: Black Blood of the Earth
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This engineered coffee from Funranium Labs is “super-caffeinated”. Currently available only for “direct hand-off” in the SF Bay area, they’re working on a way to ship this stuff soon.

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