Awesome Bottle Openers

A tiny bottle opener designed to provide enough leverage for you to open a bottle with one hand. The Throttle Opener is also magnetic so you can keep it handy on your grill, fridge, toolbox, or other metal surface. The final product will be made from die-cast aluminum.

Always be prepared with this slim bottle opener that’s thin enough to fit in your wallet. It’s as slim as two credit cards, but is strong thanks to its carbon fiber construction. As an added bonus, it won’t set off metal detectors.

Is that a turtle in your pocket? This nifty EDC from SevDesignWorks pops open bottles with its mighty jaws, has a flat-blade screwdriver tail, holds 1/4″ bits in its mouth, and even works as an oxygen bottle wrench. Made from solid aluminum bronze and measures about 3″ long.

This handy bike tool offers a variety of wrenches, and doubles as a bottle opener so you can pop open a cold one to celebrate the end of a long ride. It holds onto steel frames or other metal surfaces using magnets. Also available in white.

Made from an aerospace-grade polymer composite, the lightweight Tactica One bottle opener tool won’t ever get rusty or stained. It looks slick, and will pop open bottles in perpetuity. Save 20% in The Awesomer Shop.

Dango’s portable multipurpose hook. Keep it on your keyring and you’ll always have an easy way to hang your bags and other items. It’s made of aluminum, carries up to 100lb and has a built-in bottle opener. Get the optional wall mount for a clean semi-permanent setup.

Grab this great deal on the compact and expandable KeySmart key organizer, along with two useful attachments: a bottle opener, and a Nano Clip, which makes it easy to clip it to your pocket, bag, or backpack. Save 33% in The Awesomer Shop.

Screwpop continues its anti-Swiss army knife mentality with its new stainless steel pliers. Though this tool serves a couple of extra purposes: they have a bottle opener and can also be used as a wire cutter. Also available on Amazon.

Snake Bite’s Key Chain Beer Bottle Opener is conveniently sheathed in smooth leather to keep its sharp teeth sheltered when you’re not cracking them open. Use it to vent cans too when pouring beer into a glass; it helps drinkability, comfort and overall experience.

We’ve seen a bunch of crazy ways to open a bottle, but this guy might have taken the prize, having trained his Hyacinth Macaw Ringo to crack bottles open with his beak. We could have sworn we saw this on The Flintstones first.

A keychain EDC tool that can open everything from beer bottles to nasty plastic packaging. It’s also got a flat-blade screwdriver, a hex hole for screwdriver bits, and its replaceable X-Acto style blade can be removed in case airport security gives you grief.

YouTuber jimmydiresta challenged himself to make 10 bottle openers out of different tools in his shop, from a screwdriver to a saw. Admit it Jimmy, you just wanted to show off your arsenal of cutters and torches.

This is actually a key ring for key rings because it doesn’t come with the braided cable. That said, it looks great, is durable and doubles as a bottle opener. Available in raw stainless steel, black stainless steel or brass.

Mustard’s whimsical key holders cling to metal surfaces using magnets, and serve double duty as a bottle opener. Choose from shirtless-tough-guy-in-a-fancy-mask or angry-ape-in-love-with-a-human.

While isn’t nearly as impressive as opening five bottles with a chainsaw, this quick cap-popping technique that requires six guys and five rulers is far less likely to result in a severed limb.

John Rambo and Danny Trejo’s bbq sidekick. Slam Design’s spatula looks just like the brutal knife but is actually meant for flipping burgers. It also has built-in bottle openers. Buy it from Firebox and they’ll throw in a bandana.

Save 26% on OrbitKey’s handy leather key fob which can hold between two and seven standard keys and has a built-in bottle opener. Includes a ring attachment for car keys too. Say goodbye to rattling keys forever!

Here’s how you warm up mankind to human augmentation. Salta Beer claims it replaced a lost tooth of three rugby players with a metal one that doubles as a bottle opener. We’d rather have it on our hands, but we guess this works too.

Laser-cut stainless bottle openers feature images of whimsical animals, including the elusive beer, jackass, flying fox, the hawkward giraffe-hawk, and the adorable koala. Choose from wallet card, fridge magnet or drink coaster shapes.

Corkcicle’s Decapitator makes it easy to remove bottle crowns and twist off caps. Just put it over a bottle and push down. The magnet inside holds the cap or crown for easy disposal.

There are numerous ways to open a bottle, but using a chainsaw isn’t one that we recommend. That didn’t stop this guy from opening not just one, but five bottles of beer using the dangerous power tool.

At about the size of a car key fob, the Chargerito is probably the smallest mobile device charger you can get. It also has a bottle opener. Available in microUSB and Lightning variants. The pre-order price is discounted by $20.

Owen & Fred are offering Awesomer readers a chance to win a grand prize worth over $400: a duffel bag and shaving kit, wallet, a kickass flask and a You Earned It bottle opener. Nine daily winners will win a bottle opener! (Ends 9/16/14).