Awesome Bottle Openers

The perfect way to pop open bottles quickly, SuckUK’s cast iron G-Clamp attaches to any tabletop, adding a sturdy and stable opener anywhere. Carpenters will definitely want a couple of these in their toolboxes.

MecArmy’s SK3FT Titanium Tactical Ring has a tungsten steel bezel that can break glass and is ideal for self-defense. It also has a built-in bottle opener at the back. You can also order it with a glow-in-the-dark bar.

Designed to work as a keyring, The James Brand’s Mehlville carabiner has a unique dual compartment construction. This lets anything attached at the bottom to be kept in place even when the latch is opened. It also has a built-in bottle opener/pry screw.

Uncommon Goods‘ Open-Close Bottle Capper looks like a normal bottle opener. But its other end actually allows you to recap bottles. It won’t be as tight as when you first popped the cap, but it does the job.

We love the unique and minimal modern design of this solid metal opener from Croatia’s VAU. The triangular structure provides strength and leverage, and its flat base allows it to stand as a countertop sculpture when not in use. Choose from aged brass or satin silver finishes.

It sounds like a Latin animal species name, but this carbon fiber wallet card pops bottles open with ease, and doubles as a short ruler. While we wish the hex-shaped openings were usable as wrenches, they appear to be strictly aesthetic. But for opening bottles, it’s perfect.

Massachusetts blacksmith shop Hammer on Steel hand-forges each of these bottle openers from iron and steel. They make a perfect groomsmen’s gift, and can be custom monogrammed with the recipient’s initials at no extra cost.

You never know when you’ll need to pop open cold one, so always be ready with this stainless steel bottle opener that stashes neatly in your wallet. Plus, you get a two pack, so you can give one to a friend, or just keep a spare on hand. Save 22% in The Awesomer Shop.

When it’s quitting time, pop open a cold one right at your desk with this oversized office supply. Designed to look like a giant paper clip, Fred’s sturdy zinc alloy bottle opener will be on hand to do the job right. Just don’t let anyone steal it from your cubicle.

Like putting our pants on one leg at a time, we’re used to doing the same with our beer bottles. But if you’ve got guests over, you can pop open six bottles at once with this clever bottle opener design from Dim Sum Club, currently being funded over on Indiegogo.

Buffalo Bottle Craft scoops out the middle of real hockey pucks, and replaces them with a sturdy bottle opener. Each one has a magnetic catch for caps, and makes a great gift for any hockey fan. Available in blank, team logo, and custom designs.

While he didn’t manage to nail it with every shot, it’s still impressive that Olympic shooting coach Zhou Shibing managed to cleanly take the caps off of several bottles of beer by firing at them with his air rifle on the Chinese reality show Impossible Challenge.

This handy pocket tool is made from lightweight and durable 0.125″ thick carbon fiber, and not only pops open bottles with ease, but has 1/4″, 5/16″, 3/8″ and 7/16″ wrench cutouts, and a 1/4″ hex bit holder, making it more versatile than your average bottle opener.

Areaware says its latest bottle openers were “inspired by Norse mythology and Medieval history.” But we wouldn’t be surprised if the verbal pun came up before the visual one. Either way, these are cool tools to have. You can order both designs as one set to get a small discount.

Pry.Me is said to be the world’s smallest bottle opener. It’s the size of a penny, but since it’s made of titanium it can hold up to 164,000 times of its weight, or around 3,280lb. It’s available with a natural or an anodized finish.

A useful upgrade to the common keychain, this zinc alloy tool includes a pair of key rings, along with a bottle opener, an LED flashlight, and a clip for belt loops or bags. Available in black nickel or silver finishes.

Do you still open bottles with two hands? What are you a caveman? The Gropener is a precision-engineered bottle opener which lets you easily pop bottle caps with one hand. It’s made from anodized aluminum, and has a rare-earth magnet for sticking it to your fridge.

This handy shark-shaped bar tool is ready to chomp down and pop open beer and soda bottles, and its head doubles as a corkscrew, so it opens wine bottles too. Available in brass, copper, or chrome finishes.

This smartly designed drink coaster conceals all kinds of openers in its base. It’s got a regular bottle opener, two kinds of twist-off wrenches, and a pry bar for can tabs. Each one is machined from a solid chunk of aluminum, with cork fill on the underside.

The perfect EDC tool to hang from your bag, this versatile gizmo includes a spoon, fork, bottle opener, US and metric rulers, imperial and metric wrenches, carabiner, flat head screwdriver, nail puller, bit holder and a metric ruler. In black or natural stainless steel finishes.

Next time you need to open a bottle of wine, skip the ordinary corkscrew, and reach for this bottle opening weapon. This oversized gun fits around the neck of wine bottles, and removes corks in seconds when you squeeze the trigger. Sadly, it doesn’t fire the cork out of its barrel.

We dig the roughhewn look of BlackDog Iron Works‘ hand-forged steel bottle openers. They’ve got a wire-brushed finish, a sueded leather tassle, and are sealed with beeswax. They’re available with stamped personalization, making them perfect groomsmen’s gifts.

Designed by Nicholai Wiig Hansen, the BOB is an aluminum tool that can open five different types of cans and bottles. Use it to twist or pop open pull tabs,  vacuum lids, crown caps, beverage cans and twist caps.