Awesome Bathroom

If you’ve ever been on a road trip, you know just how nasty service station restrooms can be. But this one Shell station bucks the stereotype and has one of the most surprisingly nice bathrooms you’ve ever seen. Now you just need to find it.

The Kaldewei Sound Wave is a bathtub that can stream audio via Bluetooth. Its drivers are attached within its body and are facing the tub, so you can listen and feel the sound. R&B massages might become a thing with this tub.

Despite its unfortunate name, the Morninghead is quite useful. Pour in some water, put the cap on your head and it instantly wets your hair, overcoming bed head, cap head and other nappy hair situations. Just don’t rely it on it too much.

Do you like spending a lot of money on bathtubs and relaxing in a hammock? You do? Then check out the curvy, limited edition Vessel from Splinter Works – it’s made of carbon fiber and is big enough for two. (Thanks G!)

(NSFW: Language) Dollar Shave Club is hell-bent on owning your bathroom, with their latest product “One Wipe Charlies.” The name is self-explanatory, but the commercial is what will make you want to add on a few 40-packs.

This sleek pump dispenser from Crate & Barrel is a hundred times better than the one that comes with liquid soaps. It’s made of ceramic and its body has a non-skid rubber coating.

A line of toiletries from Great Face & Body, a shop based in – you guessed it – New Mexico. They have bath salts, body scrubs and even a gift set that comes in a Los Pollos Hermanos bucket.

With macho aromas like Beer and Log Cabin, Adam Anderson’s handcrafted Mansoaps are an easy gift. We’re patiently waiting for Post Football Practice and Dirty Socks to be added to the repertoire.

All of the elements are amusing, but we like that clear face panel the most on the Social Shower Curtain; it’s an amusing gift idea for social media hounds or anyone who lives their life online.

Multitask in the shower with the Reflect, a shower head with a mirrored surface. A cavity of water inside the shower head heats the surface to prevent it from fogging up even in thick steam.

It has a tunnel in its handle that is meant to direct water from a faucet into a spout, so you can brush without using a cup or bending down to rinse your mouth. It also has a swappable head.

Break the ice and stay clean with the Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer. It’s one of a series of goofy sanitizers by Blue Q. It’s the stock photo on the cover that gets us.

From the minds that came up with the homage to fallen roaches comes a wacky idea straight out of Photoshop: a towel with large pixel-like graphics, making it look like its censoring your body IRL.

This bathroom doesn’t have spiders or snakes in the toilet. What it does have is a clear glass floor revealing that you’re in an elevator shaft and that there’s nothing but a 15-floor drop beneath.

…or as we like to call ’em, Soap Barrrrs. This soap set made by Etsy seller KcSoapsNmore is perfect for swashbuckling pirates, undead warriors and stinky humans. Guaranteed to contain no poison.

Etsy seller Howard’s Home makes unbelievably realistic soaps made to look and smell like various pastries and other snacks, including doughnuts, cinnamon buns, popcorn and gummy worms.

Move bishop to bathroom and checkmate dirt with these awesome set of soaps made to look like life-size chess pieces. You can customize the colors and scent of the set. Soap chessboard not included.

Designed by Aric Norine, the Stack is meant to provide an “infinite cycle of soap.” A new bar has a groove on top, allowing you to merge an old, smaller piece so that nothing is wasted.

The brilliantly simple Temji by Dreamfarm are a pair of rubber shower dials. Attach them to your tap and voila – you have quantifiable indicators for water temperature and volume.

If you can’t get enough of the luxury automobile trim, take a bath in the Corcel No. 1. The carbon fiber bathtub is extremely durable, lightweight and resistant to chemicals and harsh temperatures.

This handy hourglass is an easy way of keeping track of how long you’ve been hosing off. The rotatable receptacle has a suction cup on its back. Not that your bath time should only be 5 minutes.

Nathalie Stämpfli designed two soap dispensers that make use of bars instead of the liquid kind, grating the bars into flakes, keeping them dry and longer lasting.

Sure, the models are kids – okay, babies – and they’re from an Etsy shop called, uhm, “Rub a Dub Buddies”, but come on! Can you honestly say that you don’t want a towel with a shark head hood?