You’ll be the envy of your coworkers when they see this perfect portion of sushi pushpins in your cube. Pin anything and everything with these perfect little pearls of roe. Come on – it’ll maki your desk look great. See what we did there?
Sick of the language of a foul mouthed friend? Designate yourself as the Swear Santa and make a gift of these anti-swearing mints. We think they work best on curse words that rhyme with duck and sit. It’s a non-prescription miracle.
Who wants a boring old ball of elastic when you can have Suck UK’s Mummy Mike to hold your rubber bands? He’s perfect for those rare work moments of fidgeting or boredom. We like to think he’s Wooly Willy’s unfortunate cousin.
You’ll have people grinning at you when you’re working out, but you won’t be able to tell whether they’re admiring your bench prowess or this amusing t-shirt you’re wearing. Either way, you’ve got the robot hero on your side, er, chest.
Now that we’re in the midst of playoffs, now is the time to start thinking of honing your skills for next season, since these current NBA refs clearly have no idea what they’re doing sometimes. This amusing sign can help you get there, easily.
If you admire angles, you’ll enjoy having this nifty clock by David Dear for Kikkerland on your desk. The red indicator line shows hours and minutes, and since it also reminds us of a cocktail glass, you’ll probably be looking at it when it’s 5pm.
A most pragmatic choice for those wanting a discreet tool, this pocket knife will be appreciated for its slim profile; it’s smaller than a credit card but almost as svelte. It’s crafted from ultra light titanium and is a mere 2 3/4″ when closed.
No you aren’t tipsy, you’re just looking at a clever glass which holds 12 ounces of your favorite beer. Bonus points for being able to enjoy the head instead of bottle swigging like
you we usually do. Or, maybe you are plastered.
Sometimes a fish out of water can function – in this case, in knife form. This fun and simple single blade knife has a 2 1/2″ blade and is a mere 5″ when open, and comes with a waxed cord so it can hang with the rest of your gear.
Slice up that overcooked steak with confidence on your next trip to the woods with this German Army-issued set of camping utensils. The stainless kit includes a knife, fork, spoon, and can and bottle opener, which all fit into one piece.
Jump on the foraging foodie bandwagon with this Mushroom Knife. The piece has a curved blade to harvest without damage, tweezers to pluck thorns and a brush to remove grit before frying them up in butter and garlic for
my your pleasure.
Handmade from recycled fire hose, this dopp kit can take a beating and keep its cool looks at the same time. Mildew resistant with triple sewn seams. We figure if it’s safe enough for a burning building, it’s safe enough for your deodorant.
The Titanium Swing Blade Tool is super efficient – it’s a money clip with flathead screwdriver corners, and there’s a stainless steel razor blade that’s safely stored when not in use. Don’t forget the key ring and bottle opener either.