Awesome Awesome Gifts: 2010

This engineered coffee from Funranium Labs is “super-caffeinated”. Currently available only for “direct hand-off” in the SF Bay area, they’re working on a way to ship this stuff soon.

If you’ve got zombies clawing at your door, go out in style with a Brain Freeze Ice Cube Tray; the four frigid brains it makes may not be to their taste, but at least they’ll like the limb and tonic.

The stealth warrior’s equivalent of a Swiss Army Knife, the Ninja Tanto Battle Package features a full-tang blade with a hidden push dagger, three throwing spikes, and ten caltrops.

Just Whitlock’s Mini Arcade Cabinets are big on detail: amazingly detailed plywood replicas of classic video games, each cabinet is made to order and ships for free in the US.

Nau’s Fluent Stash is a modern version of the toiletry bag, updated to carry not only grooming essentials but gadgets and gizmos; it sports three stash pockets and a zip mesh pocket.

Your girl is probably not gonna talk to you for a few days, but this kitschy Alien Abduction Lamp Concept is geek decor at its finest; you can even choose from bovine and human abductees.