(NSFW: Language) Austrian farmer Petutschnig Hons is pissed off because some people prefer Red Bull over milk. So much so that he posted his rant in German and in English. “Where are your wings?!”

(NSFW: Language) Comedian Daniel-Ryan Spaulding spits back the casual sexism that gay men frequently endure. Obviously not everyone talks this way, but we can’t deny that it happens often. Look how silly we sound sometimes.

Aside from having four Hunter classes, the 4 vs. 1 multiplayer FPS Evolve will also have multiple characters for each class. They’ll offer a different personality and approach to how their respective class is played.

To celebrate the launch of their awesome night out mobile app, JägerBonds, we’re giving away a Jägermeister Shotmeister so you can continue the festivities at home with a chilled shot. (Contest ends 6/6/14, must be 21 or over).

If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I– wait what? YouTuber rainman21 shares this video of his buddy, who’s down in the dumps because he has to man up and be responsible. Somewhat responsible.

This August, RM Auctions will be hosting a bidding for one of the rarest cars in the world. This 1965 Ford GT40 Roadster was the 8th of 12 prototypes built for testing, and was even driven by the legendary Carroll Shelby.

In this promo clip for Castrol EDGE motor oil, Ken Block, Augusto Farfus, Adrian Zaugg and Mike Rockenfeller were challenged to drive in the dark through an obstacle course made only of lights and lasers. Cool cars. Cool light show.

Pop Chart Lab picked an all-star roster of 165 basketball jerseys from 1921 to the present for this poster. Most of them are from the NBA, with cameos from the Globetrotters and basketball movies. Death to sleeved jerseys!

Parkour athletes Ronnie Shalvis and Austin Ipsen demonstrate their ability to land their tricks on a dime, doing their best to constrain their impressive gymnastic maneuvers to the limited boundaries of a hopscotch board.

Designed for late-night pickup games, this basketball has been bestowed with bright battery-powered LED illumination. For play in complete darkness, we recommend some glow-in-the-dark hoops to go with.

A young girl is haunted by a trio of strange creatures. Or at least we think that’s the premise of this visual overload of a music video for Fake! Fake!, a single from the upcoming EP of Japanese band カラスは真っ白 (A Crow is White).

Photographer Darren Dyk of Beyond Slow Motion captured the mad skills and extreme stunts of Nitro Circus Live through the lens of his slow-mo camera, letting us see their ramp flips and trick in more detail than ever before.

With the help of an HDTV antenna, Tablo records and streams TV shows to mobile devices and desktop computers. It also lets you search and record shows through your mobile device. It also works with Roku, Apple TV and Chromecast.

Marky Mark discovers Optimus Prime disguised as a truck in his barn, but instead of being amazed by his discovery, he’s pretty nonplussed by the whole thing. Which reminds us… We’re hungry. Oil sandwich, anyone?

In Woody Allen’s latest romantic comedy, Colin Firth plays a man hired to expose a supposed clairvoyant played by Emma Stone. The catch? She might actually be psychic. Also she’s Emma Stone. Woody Allen – still perplexed by women.

Ladies and gentlemen, the power of the Internet. One day you’re just sitting outside a store, jamming with a couple of folks. The next you’re on Jimmy Kimmel Live, performing with pros and pop stars. Skip to 2:35.

(NSFW: Language, Gore) While collecting snow samples at Mt. Himlung in Nepal, professor John All fell 70ft. into a crevasse. Despite suffering severe injuries, John managed to climb out and call for help. Be sure to watch the entire playlist.

No matter how much fun it looks like to go down stairs in a plastic tub, don’t try this at home. It’s clear that Chad Suter’s Vine clip was done with some clever editing. If you must slide down the stairs, wait for the SlideRider to be released.

Marty Cooper (aka “Hombre_McSteez”) combined doodles drawn with a Sharpie and Wite-Out on transparencies with live-action backgrounds to create this amusing animated short film. Marty also creates silly still images.

See what it’s like to be and to practice against the Maestro, thanks to Roger Federer, his coach Stefan Edberg and Google Glass. Imagine if you could livestream from a celebrity’s perspective. Oh wait.

Al Pacino as Wolverine. Sammy Davis Jr. as Mr. Pink. Pam Grier as Ellen Ripley. Illustrator Peter Stults likes to make posters of today’s movies as if they were released decades ago. More on Peter’s Behance page.

Shwood continues to diversify its wooden sunglasses with the Fifty-Fifty Titanium Collection. The three sunglasses all have frames made from a single sheet of titanium, which are then paired with hardwood temples.

Devin Supertramp promotes the open world action game Watch_Dogs with the help of Chris Romrell and Robert Bennett of CBR Stunts. It’s not as action packed as the fan film, but the parkour moves make up for it.