(NSFW: Language) This crowdfunded short film by Mitch Cohen tells the tale of a terminally-ill, introverted nerd who manages to rise to the occasion during the zombie apocalypse, to become the greatest zombie assassin ever.

To atone for exposing you to Call of Duty‘s verbal atrocities, we present James Earl Jones – the voice of Darth Vader and Mufasa – reading Walt Whitman’s A Song of Myself. Read along here.  Recorded in 1973 at 92nd Street Y.

Benji Brand won the GoPro of the World for June with this unreal footage of him riding through long wave after long wave off the coast of Skeleton Bay in Namibia. You can watch the original video here.

(NSFW: Language) Michael Keaton goes for the performance of a lifetime in Alejandro Iñárritu’s upcoming film about a washed up actor who once played a superhero and his attempt to make a comeback on Broadway.

How many people have you crossed paths with? How many sons, mothers, lovers, sociopaths, geniuses, souls and stories? Adam Magyar films packed subway stations with a high speed camera, forcing us to wonder about other people.

Yeti’s Hopper 30 is a heavy duty portable cooler. It can keep ice frozen for over two days, has a leakproof zipper, a puncture-resistant skin and a durable base. It’s going to make your money evaporate though. Drops this October for $300.

(NSFW: Language) Bronsolino travels to England to sample the Barry Bonds of pork buns, the Michael Jackson of lamb grilling, the white trash bruschetta and Nigerian home cooking. Then he makes chicken wings and coleslaw.

Publicly shamed and wrongfully accused of the murder of his girlfriend, a man suddenly grows demon-like horns and acquires supernatural abilities. Based on Joe Hill’s eponymous novel. Starring Daniel Radcliffe.

With crystal clear 150 decibel speakers, the new Amazon Kindle Flare ensures that everyone around you knows how brilliant you are, repeatedly shouting the title of the book you’re reading. From America’s Finest News Source.

CollegeHumor reminds us that keeping a dog’s breed pure often causes their descendants to be more prone to health problems, all so that we could keep or exaggerate the traits that we like about that breed.

Designer Eric Brunt’s concept snowshoe automatically expands and contracts its surface, providing for a more natural walk than traditional flat snowshoes, and adapting to variable snow conditions and terrain.

A rocky and icy landscape, a bubble of time and space, tiny monoliths and more abound in the new trailer for Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar. Like Rust Cohle, these clips raise more questions even as they reveal more about the movie.

A special edition of Topo Designs’ Klettersack 15L backpack. It has a durable 1000D Cordura nylon exterior, Horween leather lash tabs and base, a breathable mesh back, d-rings and a padded 15″ laptop compartment.

Devin Supertramp’s latest action video features a variety of impressive barefoot waterskiing and his typical entourage of young, good looking folks having fun in the sun, highlighted by an unusual ski towing vessel – an airplane.

Currently on Steam Early Access, Gear Up is a free-to-play third-person multiplayer game where you build and battle with small tanks. The different tank parts offer over a million combinations.

Just when you think you’ve hit the heights by being the world’s fastest clapper, someone has to come around and show you up. Oh wait – it’s just Bryan Bednarek outdoing himself with a new clapping record. Good job, bro. (Thanks Rob!)

White knuckle footage of hillclimb racer Jos Goodyear going up the narrow roads of Doune on his 400hp GWR Raptor. As if that wasn’t crazy enough, apparently his 35.05s lap time was “only” second best at the event. Skip to 1:30.

Mashup master Neil Cicierega returns with another brilliant edit, which melds everything from Nine Inch Nails to Chumbawamba to Miley Cyrus to a Folgers coffee commercial. The Billy Joel/R.E.M. combo sounds like a Weird Al track.

Mikey Please follows up The Eagleman Stag with another metafictional stop-motion short. Marilyn Myller calls attention to the perverted catharsis that we’ve come to prefer over tedious tasks such as examination and reflection.

ThinkGeek is about to go HAM on the cube-shaped refrigerator market. Fridge-wise, this unsolvable puzzle is exactly the same as the Borg Cube fridge – it keeps food warm or cold, and can be powered via 120V AC or 12V DC.

(NSFW: Language) A supercut of every single time Samuel L. Jackson utters his number one catchphrase. We’re just happy that they left the Snakes on a Plane line intact. And when you’re all done watching, Go the F**k to Sleep.

Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare drops premium knowledge. To recap: Ideas ≠ right. Power = right. Kevin Spacey = power. Kevin Spacey = right. That folks, is what we call a winning formula. Spike game awards here we come!

(NSFW) “I hope you don’t mind me sayin’ this, but uh, that there is a dame to kill for.” The red band trailer for Sin City: A Dame to Kill For is all about babes and blood. Doesn’t it now seem like the previous trailers used unpolished clips?