(NSFW: Language) CollegeHumor hyperbolizes the Ted Mosbys of the world. You know, those smartasses who unironically insist on pronouncing foreign words the way native speakers would.

Redditor stRafaello made a handy chart that breaks down what kind of suits are best for certain occasions, as well as what shoes go well with those suits. It also ranks leather shoes based on formality and versatility.

When they’re not stacking Jenga blocks with their heavy duty construction equipment, the guys from CAT are playing on the beach. They recently helped to construct a sand castle which measures over 41 feet tall. Then they tore it down.

Your favorite swimmer will love the great sound and fit of Underwater Audio’s Swimbuds Sport Headphones. Four different styles of earbuds are included so surfers, runners and bikers aren’t left out. Need a waterproof player? They’ve got you.

Got a house to sell, but the market is a bit weak? How do you attract buyers? Install a rollercoaster like these guys in the Netherlands did, and you’ll surely get some attention. Of course, riders might barf on your freshly shampooed carpet.

Artist Garth Borovicka hand makes these beautiful and substantial bookends from layers of wood whose rings symbolize the gradual passage of time on our planet, each topped off by a tiny diorama representing varied ecosystems.

This may seem like a low budget Sony Bravia commercial at first glance. But one moment we were as annoyed as that passerby in the red sweater, then next thing we knew it was time to replay the video.

In celebration of the upcoming VIZIO Fiesta Bowl, the company put together a collection of simple life hacks. Our favorite: the fastest way to make a dozen sliders. Submit your own hack by 12/15 for a chance to win a trip to the game.

Nicolas Ménard’s hypnotic animated music video for Tourist’s smooth and soulful electronic track takes us back to 1992, in a pre-Google Translate world as a man struggles to understand a series of love letters written to him in Korean.

Our latest look at No Man’s Sky sees a player exploring planets in different star systems within a few seconds. With 18 quintillion planets in the game, we really hope those worlds are all diverse and worth visiting. Best watched in 1080p60.

The remastered high-definition version of the The Wire will air on HBO Signature starting 12/26/14 at the rate of one season per day. All HD episodes will also be on HBO Go. Digital downloads will be available on 01/05/15.

Now that Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit trilogy is complete, YouTuber Joel Walden decided to create a lengthy trailer that presents all three movies as one epic piece. Can you imagine being at the theater for nine hours straight?

Inspired by the beautiful (and expensive) Fletcher Capstan Table, YouTuber Scott Rumschlag designed and built his own expanding table. The layers on Scott’s tables are exposed from the side, so you can see the parts move as the table turns.

Wu-Tang Clan shows its support for Michael Brown, Eric Garner and the other victims of racial violence and police brutality with its music video for A Better Tomorrow, which uses the 1975 classic Wake Up Everybody as its backing track.

The JBL Horizon is designed to be your bedside buddy. Aside from a speaker, the Horizon also has an alarm clock, an FM radio, Bluetooth connectivity, a 3.5mm jack, two USB charging ports and an ambient light.

In 2012 Amelie Künzler, Sandro Engel and Holger Michel thought of making a Pong console for pedestrians waiting to cross the street. Now they have a working prototype and are raising funds to develop it further.

Kaufmann Mercantile presents a timeless knife ideal for camping or hunting. Crafted in Maniago, Italy by Maserin from variegated olive wood, and sporting a 3-inch or 4-inch stainless steel blade.

We’ve been there. You leave the house and when you return, pillows are shredded, garbage all over the floor, as if someone ransacked the place. 12-year-old labrador Allie demonstrates how such acts of destruction are actually performed.

Marutaro the hedgehog may not be able to spin-dash or collect gold rings, but he’s right up there with Dave Brubeck and Herbie Hancock when it comes to his mastery of jazz piano improv. Be sure to unmute the Vine clip.

Never count the big N out. The Legend of Zelda co-creators Shigeru Miyamoto and Eiji Aounuma show off the beautiful and vast world of the series’ upcoming Wii U game. You might also be doing a barrel roll by the end of the clip.

When YouTuber bd594 isn’t making music with old computer equipment, he likes to dress up for the holidays. Here, the tinkerer demonstrates the most over-the-top ugly sweater of all time – complete with a working model railroad.

Versonel’s mini fridge was designed to fit right in with garages or workshops. It has an adjustable divider, four locking swivel casters and three functional – albeit shallow – tool drawers on its upper half. Available in blue or red.

We saw some of the new faces in the Star Wars: The Force Awakens teaser, but the old heroes were nowhere to be found. Saturday Night Live and guest host James Franco imagine what Luke, Leia and Han will be like in the movie.