Alpina celebrates 50 years of tuning BMW cars with souped up editions of the Series 5 and Series 6. The B5 Edition 50 and B6 Edition 50 both have a twin turbocharged 4.4L V8 that produces up to 600hp and 590lb.ft. of torque.

“All hail the conqueror hero. Let us remember him… as our savior. And not our betrayer.” These two head-scratching teasers for the single player campaign of Halo 5: Guardians appear to portray parallel realities.

Not only can 9-year-old Ian Matteoli fluently speak three languages, he can snowboard way better than most of us. Rusty Toothbrush’s short film is a charming and spirited homage to childhood and badassery.

(NSFW: Language) An HBO miniseries based on J.K. Rowling’s novel. A town’s councilor dies, leaving a vacancy that must be filled. But a mysterious tattletale is spilling the candidates’ dark secrets on the council’s online forum.

Nissan commissioned artist Ian Cook to create a massive 2200 sq. ft. piece of art, which combined the artist’s brushstrokes and splatters with the tread marks of a Nissan LEAF, creating a glowing self-portrait of the compact EV.

The Brik Case is a lid protector for the MacBook Air and MacBook Pro that supports LEGO, Mega Bloks, PixelBlocks, KRE-O, or K’NEX Bricks. It works with MacBooks made in 2013 or later and comes with 100 1×1 bricks.

(NSFW: Language) Last Week Tonight is on hiatus, but host John Oliver still dropped by the Internet to condemn one of its denizens’ favorite days, and to try to guilt you into forsaking April Fools as well. Boo.

The Skurniture is a 7-ply maple skateboard deck with steel legs attached via Philips headbolts and lock nuts for trucks. The deck comes in natural or black while the legs come in red, white or black. You can also get just the legs.

YouTuber Paul Brennan tried using a drone instead of a sheepdog to round up his sheep. Not only does Shep the Drone give Paul a bird’s eye view of his flock, no one’s going to be heartbroken when Shep dies. Drone-2, dog-0.

While dogs usually make a mess because they don’t know any better, cats seem to have a much more malicious intent. The Dodo compiled this short clip of kitties intentionally knocking stuff onto the floor.

Bondic is a quick curing liquid plastic. It can bond, fill and insulate plastic, metal, fiberglass and wood. It won’t harden unless exposed to UV light – a UV LED is built into the applicator – so it won’t stick to your skin easily.

(Crude humor) This Aussie keeps pestering his co-workers with puns, though to be fair some of them are funny. His worst offenses are shooting videos vertically and thinking that falafel came from Greece. Yep, we’re real fun at parties.

The new Seven models bookend the entry level 160 and the lightning quick 620R. There’s the 135bhp 270 (shown in white), the 180bhp 360 (green) and the 210bhp 420. All Seven models have optional comfort and track add-ons.

One last opportunity to save on these lightweight earbuds, perfect for the gym and active lives. They work wirelessly over Bluetooth, and even have a remote and mic in case you need to take a call. Save 77% off MSRP through 4/6/15.

A hilariously sarcastic sketch from Milo McCabe and Toby Williams which provides some useful tips for those looking to be more closed-minded and fearful of the unknown. The getting hit on the head bit works every time.

The look of the past with the comfort of the present. The Lunar Dunk High Sherpa SP has a Lunarlon insole and a fleece lining, a leather and suede upper and a slimmer toe box than the Dunk High. Available in three colorways.

This french bulldog is sick and tired of being left alone in this SUV. He’s mad as hell and he’s not going to take it anymore. A not so subtle reminder that we shouldn’t leave our pets locked in cars.

Ron “Boneshaker” Schroer’s wooden kinetic sculpture is a mix between a high wheel bicycle and Theo Jansen’s strandbeests. It has mechanical legs with small wheels instead of a single rear wheel.

Jake Gyllenhaal plays a famous boxer who strives to get back in shape in more ways than one after suffering losses both in and out of the squared circle. In other words, it’s Rocky III 2.0. Directed by Antoine Fuqua (Training Day).

File this under your “when I feel like crap” bookmarks. It’s a baby elephant clumsily getting in and out of its makeshift pool. Claus Jørgensen shot this while at the Royal Elephant Kraal & Village’s Elephantstay program in Thailand.

The 03Gen concepts are variants of the Tricity three-wheeled scooter. The 03GEN-f has a racing-inspired build while the 03GEN-x is for off-roading. Like the Piaggio, the Tricity and its concepts enable riders to lean into turns.

How It Should Have Ended trolls The Hobbit‘s finale, rectifying the boneheaded moves of the supposedly veteran warriors and monsters, from Smaug and Bard’s bow to Thorin and the mithril shirt. Also, wait for the credits.

SNL takes on Hollywood’s incessant need to reinvent and reboot classics, with a live-action remake of family favorite Bambi, starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Vin Diesel, and other blockbuster action stars.