Cab driver Sam Snow got into a conversation with his passengers about football. When asked who he thinks is the best quarterback of all time, Sam enthusiastically gave a shout out to two-time Super Bowl winner John Elway. Turns out dukes take cabs sometimes.

Animals and t-shirts go together like peanut butter and chocolate. So there’s sure to be a design you love in Sharp Shirter’s collection of animal tees, which feature everything from an a kitten with an RPG launcher to sloth on a stripper pole, and of course, bear pong.

SOG Knives’ Baton series have a slim pen-like form. In fact, the Q1 actually has a ballpoint pen to go with with the standard bottle opener and screwdriver. The Q2 has a blade and LED flashlight. The Q3 and Q4 are full on multi-tools.

(PG-13: Language) “I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.” YouTuber Paul Phoenix will brighten up your day with this lengthy compilation of the Governator spewing quotable one-liners. For once we’d like to see him in a German language film.

This electric jet-drive surfboard is designed for zipping along waves, lakes, lagoons and more. The Lampuga Boost is made from carbon fiber and aluminum, while the Lampuga Air is inflatable for easy travel. Both have a 15hp motor, and can hit speeds around 30 mph.

The Buddhist monk Tang Sanzang continues his demon-slaying with frenemies Water Buffalo, Pig Demon and Monkey King in tow. Journey to the West: The Demons Strike Back is the sequel to writer and director Stephen Chow’s 2013 hit.

(PG-13, Crude humor) “The sun – just one more of the many big stars that refused to show up to this event.” Aaaand that’s about the only thing we can safely quote about Triumph the Insult Comic Dog’s recent trip to Washington.

Instructables contributor MariaK64 shows us how to transform a IKEA PS 2014 pendant lamp into an exploding Death Star with nothing more than paint, masking tape, and some artistic skill. But instead of firing at the exhaust port, simply pull the cord to blow it to bits.

Vladimir Zhilenko’s video is in Russian, but you don’t need to speak the language to admire his craft as he builds a wooden soccer ball replica. It required lots of geometry and patience, but the result is impressive. Sanding the edges into a sphere had to be so satisfying. Skip to 2:02.

We’ve always wanted a real-life version of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, so we could quickly dart from location to location. Red Bull envisions what downhill mountain biking might be like if extreme sports junkies had a portal gun in their bag of tricks.

The new Mustang convertible gets all the same cool enhancements as the fastback version, and looks particularly brilliant in Ingot Silver with its top dropped. We can only imagine how good it sounds with that more powerful new 5.0L V8 and active exhaust.

Saturday Night Live guest host Aziz Anzari plays an Uber customer who wants to raise his rating to five stars. Turns out his driver (Bobby Moynihan) has the same goal for their trip. Things get weird, lessons are learned, and stars are earned.

Innovo Design creates jewelry and other accessories packing tiny vials of radioactive tritium gas, which makes them glow in low light or darkness without need to be “charged” in daylight. They offer rings, pendants, USB drives, bottle openers, and even a tritium “flashlight.”

The NES Classic Mini was one of the hottest holiday gifts. But if Santa didn’t bring you one, you can still score one without having to dig into your pocket. Drop by The Awesomer Shop to win your own, along with an 8Bitdo wireless controller and Retro Receiver. (Ends 2/8/17)

Useless Duck Company shows off another ridiculous contraption they built. This one performs a basic kitchen chore. But unlike other single-task robots, this one actually has three distinctive operating modes.

“People are just gonna keep killing themselves.” This Netflix sci-fi drama is set in a world where a scientist has presented proof that the afterlife exists, and people start committing suicide in droves. Starring Robert Redford, Jason Segel and Rooney Mara. Drops 3/31/17.

Just because your airplane model looks like an airplane doesn’t mean you actually have to fly it like one. Watch as pilots Donatas Pauzuolis, Marc Faulhaber, and Gernot Bruckmann seemingly defy physics with these crazy indoor freestyle flights, captured by 777BlueAngel.

(PG-13: Language) In 2012, Doug Wright was in a crash which left him seriously injured. PLGRM explores the impact it had on his marriage, and his contact with Clyde Rowley, the man who caused the accident. Despite his hardships, Doug’s attitude is surprisingly positive.

A crazy cool modular single-voice analog synthesizer that’ll have you cranking out fat beats, crunchy noises, and amazing electronic sounds for your musical creations. It works completely standalone, or can be controlled by studio apps, sequencers, or keyboards via MIDI.

(PG-13: Language) Get a good look at the setting, equipment, combat and regrettable voice acting of Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Wildlands. In single player mode, you can issue commands to your three AI-controlled buddies.

A bicycle multitool designed to fit in the crank hollow of bikes that have one, so you’ll never forget to bring it with you. It comes with six of the most used standard bits – four Allen keys, a #1 Phillips screw bit, and a Torx T25 – and has space for extra chain links.

Using only sounds found in Michael Bay’s bombastic Transformers’ flicks, Eclectic Method created an EDM track that will have you gyrating your hips on the dance floor to the beat of giant robots beating the crap out of each other.

From the factory, the Tesla Model S P100D can do 0-to-60 in 2.5s in Ludicrous mode. But this race-prepped version will do it in 2.0s flat, thanks to an 1100 lb. weight loss, a boost to 778hp, an aero body kit, and race suspension. The cars race in the new Electric GT series.