Awesome Videos

(NSFW: Language) Comedian Lavell Crawford (Breaking Bad) gives one great reason not to try yo mama jokes with your mother: because yo mama knows the nastiest things about yo mama. Damn. Our brain needs a safehouse right now.

This year’s New York Fashion Week coincided with the 25th anniversary of the indispensable Adobe Photoshop. Jimmy Kimmel Live combined the two and challenged its audience to determine the origin of several wild outfits.

Kevin and Grant from the Science Channel’s show What Could Possibly Go Wrong harness the power of the sun, using the fresnel lens from an old rear-projection TV to focus a dangerously hot beam that can melt metals.

This feisty 3-year old is a Taekwondo white belt at the Leeds Taekwondo Centre. Watch as she enthusiastically recites her school’s creed. Leeds Taekwondo – it’s like preschool, but with chops and kicks.

Mold can be really nasty stuff. It can ruin buildings, foods, and make people deathly ill. But viewed through photographer Nick Lariontsev’s extreme zoom lens, it looks like the landscape of an alien planet. It also makes some tasty cheese.

When using a weed-whacker, we’ve been very careful to wear closed shoes so as not to sever a toe. But Odyssey of Oddities’ amped up weed-whacker could probably remove an entire limb, thanks to its steak knife blades.

We’ve seen five people play one guitar, but before that ever happened, a dozen pianists shared duties at a single grand piano. When all of their hands get going at once, it looks some sort of crazy centipede. (Thanks Orion!)

“Don’t you dare let me go.” A couple are celebrating in their new airship when pirates attack them. Denver Jackson’s brilliant animated short is set in a vivid Chinese steampunk world, but faith and love ultimately take center stage.

Go Out is the first single from Blur’s new album, The Magic Whip (out 4/27/15) marks a return to the band’s original lineup after a 16 year break. The cooking video is just goofy, but the track is spot on. Pre-order the album on iTunes or here.

In South Korea, some livestreamers make a living doing mukbang or broadcast eating. Munchies spoke to a few mukbang streamers and fans to find out more. Is it any weirder than watching people code? More here and here.

Firas Zahabi runs the Tristar Gym, home of MMA greats such as Georges St-Pierre. Here he tells us what to do if you can’t avoid being in a fight by breaking down an altercation between a trained fighter and a layperson.

(NSFW: Language) Triumph says he wasn’t allowed to perform some of his jokes on NBC’s Today, so he went to find a network for him to poop on. Good thing he’s always welcome at Conan’s show. Well, maybe not anymore.

A curious black crow decides to flaunt its stuff right in front of a webcam that was set up to capture the setup of the ice rink for the NHL Stadium Series at San Francisco’s Levi’s Stadium. And no, it’s not a Baltimore Raven.

Vocalist Mr Dooves of Triforce Films recreates tunes from saturday morning cartoons and video games using only his voice and multi-track layering. We’ve posted our favorites here, and you can buy some of his cartoon tunes on LOUDR.

Redditor Hardtopickaname has a surprisingly plausible theory – that Homer Simpson fell into a coma during an episode back in 1993, and has remained there ever since. Then again, maybe the Internet is all a dream in a small boy’s mind.

(NSFW: Language) Someone got an early copy of The Order: 1886 and showed a full play through online. Apparently, the game sucks. YouTuber Macav1ty sums up his reaction to the game by mocking its developer. Original video here.

The Autobiography is about as special an SUV as you can buy. Loaded with rich, hand-selected leather, a 29-speaker Meridian sound system, air suspension, and a 510hp supercharged V8 to launch it from 0-to-60 in 5.1secs.

My Cupcake Addiction shows us how to make a giant Twix-like chocolate bar. It takes just 30 min., involves no baking or cooking whatsoever and uses just three ingredients: shortbread biscuits, caramel chews and lots of milk chocolate.

Super-Fan Builds made this complex dog house based on Carl’s house from Pixar’s Up. It doesn’t fly, but it sits on a metal frame that makes it look like it’s floating in mid-air. Check out the finished house at 7:35.

Table tennis coach Ben Larcombe hoped to train Sam Priestley from a newbie into one of England’s top 250 players within a year. They didn’t meet their goal, but Sam’s progress is still a testament to dedication. Now we wait for the parodies.

Believe it or not, The Breakfast Club turned 30 this year. YouTuber Robert Jones pays tribute to the movie and other ’80s teen classics in this compilation set to Don’t You (Forget About Me). Where the heck are Breakin’ and Breakin’ 2?!

Team ICON RAIDEN rides across 1,000mi. of Mexican desert on modded Triumph Tiger 800xc street bikes. While they provide an advantage on smooth roads, the brutal off-road stretches push the bikes and riders to their limits. (Thanks Matt!)

Say hello to my little “A” button! 8-bit Cinema envisions Brian DePalma’s gore and obscenity filled classic as an early ’90s console game. Though this version seems much more PG-13 than the hard R movie that inspired it.