You’d think the Nürburgring wasn’t exactly a good place to drive in the snow, but the green hell looks like it’s just as much fun when it’s covered with white stuff, as demonstrated in this video of a classic 911 being drifted around the track by driver Patrick Simon.
“Can I steal him for a sec? Hmm. I like this.” Dan the Bland Man is looking for his future wife. Will he find it by engaging in vapid power fantasies where he spends brief moments with women who are pre-disposed to like him? Saturday Night Live aims to find out.