If you come across a ninja with a sign in front of him daring you to engage him in combat and even giving you a weapon to use, remember two things: 1. Ninjas are sneaky. 2. Bring coffee. Trust us.
(NSFW: Language) Let’s go for a long, hard, and obscenity-filled climb to the top of an antenna tower in Africa. Now, let’s jump off and pray that parachute opens. Now, let’s do it again and again…
Max Winston’s I Live in the Woods! is a richly animated, terribly twisted tale of a woodsman’s journey, driven by happiness, slaughter, and a confrontation with the man upstairs. (Thanks Matt!)
YouTuber sweetpea377’s daily routine: take a shower, brush teeth, wait for her a**hole of a cat to climb on her head. Best comment on the video: “You’re lucky you don’t own an elephant.”
According to our calculations, this should be the world’s six minutes of zen today: it’s Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody, executed with laugh-out-loud Ã©lan from William Shatner. (Thanks Everyone!)
Awesome Gifts from the Awesomer Shop