“Welcome to the Hydraulic Press Channel. Today we have stupid things for our press.” Well at least they’re self-aware. The destroyers of all things toss a bunch of random stuff under their mighty crusher, the most spectacular of which ends up being a simple deck of cards.
If you’ve ever considered diving in a shark cage, you might rethink that after watching this video, in which a great white swam right through the bars, with a diver inside. Incredibly, the guy wasn’t injured, but we can imagine his wetsuit is a few shades more brown now.
“You’re lying fam! Baby, get outta there.” 2 Chainz and guest Charlotte McKinney check out a massage chair that costs $16,000 because it has lights and speakers. Whatever. The Most Expensivest Sh*t is like Top Gear for scams anyway. We’re here mainly for the host.
The evil spirit is left in its prison, Waller elects to call Batman instead of trusting people they didn’t trust enough to be free, and Captain Boomerang gets to do something. But to counter El Diablo’s point, a bomb isn’t “just fire”, you know?