(PG-13 Language) Inside Amy Schumer and Bill Nye explain the universe’s purpose: to send you signs, free you from accountability, and to destroy the concept of coincidence because we just can’t accept that that’s a thing.
Pizza Hut warns us of the effects of selfie stick abuse. Narcissists who used to be distracted only by their own faces, meals and outfits are being overwhelmed by the realization that they can take wider shots.
An incredibly daring and/or stupid pickup driver uses the most dangerous possible way to get his truck onto a cargo ship – driving it across a pair of precarious planks which look ready to snap about any second. (Thanks Paul!)
(Gore, PG-13 Language) A henchman is torn about being promoted to Bad Guy #2. On one hand, he gets higher pay, and gets orders straight from the boss. On the other hand he’s going to get offed if he screws up even once.
The skateboard was invented to sate the landbound surfer’s itch, but apparently a motorcycle going at at least 50mph works too. If you don’t care for the stunt, Utah’s beautiful countryside makes this video worth watching.
(PG-13 Language) Last Week Tonight took a brief break, but if you’re used to having John Oliver depress and horrify you every Monday, here’s the host with some of the images that they made for the show but were ultimately shelved.