The guys at Jamba Juice don’t really care for the fact that McDonald’s has gotten into the smoothie business, so they’ve decided to take a jab back with this funny – and disgusting fake ad.
The Abby Normal soap is trusted by picky zombies and mad scientists. Even though it comes in a jar, rest assured that the soap’s not made of flesh and blood. At least we don’t think.
After numerous self-scalding attempts to create fried pillows filled with beer, thanks to the miracle of science, Mark Zable has produced a single bite of pretzel dough packed with golden brew.
Assuming you like Heineken, this desktop kegerator could be your new best friend. It keeps your beer perfectly chilled, and dispenses easily from Heine’s pressurized 5-liter mini kegs.
Perfect for stamping those T.P.S. reports you’re submitting later this week, these rubber stamps offer snarky and obnoxious messages so you can leave your mark on papers or coworkers.
In celebration of the 160th birthday of the venerable Tennessee whiskey maker, Jack Daniel’s presents this limited-edition black bottle of Old No. 7. Hmmm, should we look at it or start sipping?
We want Wouter Scheublinâ€™s Walking Table concept so bad. Not only does it take the hassle out of rearranging furniture – a gentle push or pull and it springs to life – it also looks really awesome.
This may seem silly to the youth and the patrons of the Web, but the simple truth is that every generation has its own sub-language. Get this for your old folks and laugh and learn together.
A great gift for photography junkies, the Camera Lens Mug looks almost exactly the same as a 24-105mm lens. It has a lens lid, focus grip and zoom rings, and even a moving auto-focus switch.
While the automatic switchblade action of the aluminum and steel Switchkey key holder wasn’t designed as a weapon, it certainly couldn’t hurt against would-be attackers.
Leave it to the Japanese to create an electronic gadget which lets you humanize any object. These Nikodama eyeballs can be stuck on the face of anything to give it more personality.
Next time you head out to a party, bring your private stash of the good stuff in one of these disposable flasks. Made of flexible mylar, sneak in a couple inconspicuously in your pants.
The Speed Dial can be operated one-handed and without looking at the lock. Apply overlays for letters, numbers, colors, shapes, symbols and make your own custom combo moves.
Cheese goes great with lots of things, but we’re not so sure about Tropicana Japan’s “Orange With Rare Cheese” Flavor, which apparently is meant to taste like orange cheesecake. No thanks.
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