Three shipwrecked sailors are saved by mermaids, who say they will be able to shed their tails and grow legs if they each find a man who will kiss them. Kristen Wiig’s Dooneese is legendary, but Kate McKinnon’s Shud is no slouch.
Twitter user Chris Hargreaves and his friends met an opportunistic fox at a golf course in Baltray, Ireland. We know that foxes pilfer from humans from time to time, but this one knows what’s worth taking.
A couple of cyclists were taking a training ride through the roads of Cape Town, South Africa, when an unexpected rival found its way onto the course. Apparently this ostrich was so hell-bent on chasing off the bike riders that it kept up at speeds up to 30mph.
This dog is too lazy to walk where he needs to go, so he gets out his smartphone, opens up Uber, and requests a ride. At least that how we like to think this video went down. And like some Uber drivers we’ve had, the tortoise seems to have no idea where he’s going.
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