(NSFW: Language) In a shocking news report, The Onion reveals that the average male is 4,000% less effective in fights than they imagine. Nah, we could totally take on The Onion. If it came to that. Please don’t hurt us.
Meet Ball Handles, the only man worthy of being called a baller. The only thing more wicked than his stone cold stares are his lightning fast hands. They didn’t have to point out the joke, but whatever. Dat face.
(NSFW: Language) An amusing short film set in the wild west, in which the all-knowing – and all-revealing – narrator’s voice can be heard by the cast of characters. Voiced by the dulcet tones of Nick Offerman. (Thanks Tommy!)
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL! Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is too indifferent to get on a plane and fly to Brazil, so he enjoys World Cup 2014 from the relative comfort of Queens, NYC. Final score: Triumph 3 Uruguay 1.