Hannibal Buress tells Conan O’Brien that he agreed to wear a cheap costume for his Comedy Central Shark Week commercial because he wants to be a man of the people. And then he craps on the people shortly afterwards.
Amy Schumer is visited by her future selves and learns of Butterfly Effect that her relationship has on the universe. She must decide if the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, and for Amy, that’s a really tough decision.
A televised town hall meeting with a congressman at the helm is going really well, with the liberal politician welcoming all people regardless of their age, race or gender. But one guy keeps getting the wrong welcome.
If you’re in Seattle you might have heard Beacon Plumbing’s ad and wondered if that was really Marshawn Lynch. Conan O’Brien and Marshawn are here to confirm it. Turns out he’s a beast at giving back to the community as well.
These people overestimated their baby’s ability to speak. They also severely underestimated what their dog is willing to do to get food. Next thing you know that dog is getting gold stars at pre-school.
Learn this ancient art of paper folding while putting your dirty mind to use with this book, which offers up step-by-step directions for crafting a variety of rude, crude and lascivious shapes you can leave lying around your desk.