Awesome Funny Stuff

(NSFW) A shot-for-shot remake of the opening sequence of Simon & Simon by Adam Scott & Jon Hamm. But if you ask us the real star here is Jeff Probst. Stick to the end for the original sequence.

Prepare for “four inches of pure excitement” as one of Conan O’Brien’s resident daredevils attempts to defeat a world record that even Felix Baumgartner wouldn’t dare attempt. Wait for the chute.

Last week, a frustrated citizen called a North Dakota radio station to complain about deer crossing signs. She thought they should be moved so that deer would know to cross elsewhere. Wait, what?

When your a Jet-i, you’re a Jet-i all the way… That’s the tune that popped into our heads when we saw this doctored clip from West Side Story, featuring the world’s tiniest lightsaber battle. (Thanks RG!)

YouTube channel movieclipsTrailers pokes fun at the inadequacy of Apple’s new Maps app using clips from The Dark Knight. So that’s why Bats was all over the place in that movie. RAAAACHEEEL!

If you’re a plastic bottle, let this serve as a warning: don’t mess with Will Keith. This bottle ninja will cut you down in an instant. Don’t try this at home, enough water has been spilled. (Thanks Ryan!)

Devilfish recreated The Simpsons’ opening sequence in real life to promote the show’s airing on Sky 1 in 2006. Matt Groening liked it so much that it was used as an actual opener in one episode.

The lady in the fly down vest shows her brother some tough love after he almost got in a fight for spitting at someone, telling him to man up and act proper because after all, he’s “nearly three.”

Misuse of the word “anthem” aside, this commercial for WaterisLife puts the meme to good use with a heartbreaking juxtaposition of first world problems and people with real concerns. Donate here.

(NSFW: Language) The videos of returning soldiers surprising their loved ones can easily bring us to tears. This is not that kind of homecoming. We just got our orders from HQ ourselves.

K is for Knifeball: An Alphabet of Terrible Advice is a parody children’s book from Avery Monsen and Jory John, the demented authors who brought us All My Friends Are Dead. Video made by POYKPAC.

Disney/Pixar’s new Toy Story short features everyone’s favorite Wally Shawn-voiced T.Rex at the center of the story – and this usually square dinosaur uses his tiny arms to get the party jumpin’.

The lord of internet cats has a shiny new car(dboard). But there’s a big problem: the car is too small for him. His owner shouldn’t have gotten a compact car. Love the license plate though.

Despite the cheesy acting and the overused jokes, funnyman Ryan Higa does have a great comeback for whiners and their first world problems: a bridge, a straw and a full cup. Just watch.

YouTuber ilovejanelle is training her dogs Rogue and Ruger to be top class racers on various vehicles: strollers, scooters and kid cars. Rogue’s passenger gives him a slight edge though.

The world’s worst TV show takes calls live while next week’s show is being filmed and last week’s show is aired. A hilarious head-scratcher from David Cross and Bob Odenkirk’s short-lived Mr. Show.

When NBA breakout star Jeremy Lin drops by their house, Kevin Jumba’s father PapaJumba – aka Mr. Alpha Kenny Body – is swept by Linsanity and starts to take his son for granted. Poor Kevin.

We bet the guy in his jacked-up Suzuki 4×4 thought he had the tallest ride on the block, but he’s totally pwned by the guy who pulls up next to him on the bike, standing at least a couple of feet higher.

If you’re reading the comments section on a website and you see a dumb blurb from someone with the handle ‘Ken M’, don’t even bother replying. His mission in life is to be deliberately asinine.

Thanks to the Internet, literally anyone can share his or her thoughts, ideas and opinions with the world. Dammit Internet. Thanks to ThinkGeek, we now have an idea for a Halloween costume.

Lead Designer Jake Solomon is deployed to a videogame store to try and sell the turn-based tactical game XCOM: Enemy Unknown to customers and ends up resorting to hilarious verbal tricks.

If you already forgot the lesson that Vinnie Jones taught you, perhaps these zombies will make you appreciate the merits of CPR. Because food tastes better when it’s fresh and screaming.

Behold! The Muffin Monster! This wonderous device spits out sofas, shoes, bottles of water, cans of paint, fruits and other random stuff. All you need is the right kind of fluff. Or not.