Awesome Funny Stuff

If you’re intimidated by a beautiful lady, just remember: she’s a poop machine too. A reminder from the foulmouthed Southern duo Reformed Whores, from their album Ladies Don’t Spit.

YouTuber moonli927 proudly shows off their cat Kido, who’s an ace at the shell game. He’s so good at it that he seems bored and barely pays attention to his owner’s frantic shuffling.

Will Ferrell interrupts Jimmy Kimmel Live – or rather, the late night show encroached on his time slot – to shoot his infomercial along with a special guest. We want a Stabmaster 2200 too.

YouTuber LesStrapontins demonstrates Pavlovian conditioning using his own brother as a test subject. The experiment is a success, both in terms of the results and the subject’s learning curve.

The fun part about trust falls usually involves flaking out on the person about to fall at the last second. This is not what happens in this video. In her defense, she closed her eyes too early.

(NSFW: Language) Jason Lee was shooting a local news channel’s coverage of a car chase in his neighborhood when things got real. Either that or he has a high tech entertainment system.

A series of 5 Second Films featuring two cops who stumble upon Internet memes – which they apparently call “may-mays” – and incorporate them into their job. What, no Slowpoke reference?

YouTuber Tim Doucette’s helpful and smart dog Simon teaches their recently acquired puppy Daisy how to go down the stairs. Hopefully Simon will also teach his master to stop shooting vertical videos.

You’ll never know it from the sweet smile and disciplined stance, but this kid is about to rock the xylophone. We’re pretty sure that he’s going to be this guy a few years from now. Then this guy.

Tardar Sauce the Grumpy Cat (and her clones) scowl at the moon in this meme within a meme take on the infamous Three Wolf Moon. “There’s a t-shirt with three of me on it. It’s horrible.”

(NSFW: Language) The guys at FilmDrunk envision what might have been if Lucas had cast The Arnold for the voice of Darth Vader instead of James Earl Jones. It’s not a toomah! It’s no moon, either.

(NSFW: Language) JVTM Comedy examines one of the tragedies of modern life – the whirlwind of emotions that can ruin your life day, when someone doesn’t reply to your text (right away).

(NSFW: Language, SPOILERS) CH and Doc Octoroc give the most confusing TV series ever made a 16-bit RPG recap with lots of bashing on the side. It’s like Chrono Trigger but with despicable characters.

Canadian comedy show Lol :-) pays tribute to the unsung hero of some of today’s music. We’re not sure how the guys behind the booth can hear the singer’s true “voice”, but screw it. It’s funny.

A student releases a mouse he found in his room. The title of the video gives away what happens next, but it doesn’t detract the comic tragedy and the dude’s heartbreak. Also, viewer beware.

(NSFW: Language) Illustrator Mr. Bingo creates nasty postcards with randomly hateful messages on them and mails them out to victims selected by his customers. Now available in book form.

By editing down just the juiciest morsels from Qualcomm’s CES 2013 keynote speech, The Verge has put together what looks to be the wackiest keynote since Steve Ballmer. Oh, and he’s there.

(NSFW: Language) Let comedian Greg Benson give you a brief profanity-peppered whirlwind tour of a cruise ship, from its f**kin’ pools, f**kin’ gym up to its f**kin’ kara-f**kin’-oke bar. F**k!

(NSFW: Language) Big Cock Ranch’s seasonings add extra bite to your food and humor to your cupboard. They also come in Get Your Sh*t Together gift sets. Also available at Tears of Joy.

After pulling up at drive thrus with floating objects, magician Rahat wears a car seat costume and proceeds to creep the hell out of more fast food crew. The victims’ reactions are awesome.

ZeFrank’s latest True Facts clip leaves the zoo behind for the land of celebrity, schooling us on the finer points of the Oscar winner – in a baritone that more than resembles the actor’s trademark voice.

It’s not just dogs that can figure out how to amuse themselves. This cat is content to toy with what looks like a bracelet. Because it’s too cool to play with someone who shoots videos vertically.

Comedian John Cho runs into The Smiths’ frontman Morrissey at a shady “Filipino gangster” bar, and immediately gets slapped down by the notoriously moody singer. This is why celebs get a bad rap.